He Takes You Out For Dinner On Your BirthdayĪnything other than buying you a shot at a birthday party all your friends are already at is a lot to begin with. She’ll spend the entire relationship being fake AF to your face and demanding to know why you’re his best friend on Snapchat behind closed doors.ĥ. When some rando girl eventually does pop into his life, it’ll take about two days for her to realize who the real woman in his life is and commence hating you with a firey passion. Who are they? Even a brief look at his Instagram will show that his interactions with females are limited to tagging you in photos, liking your photos, commenting on your friends’ photos of you, and the occasional Russian sex bot. He will mention going on dates sometimes, but you’ve never met any of these girls. You’ve Never Actually Met Any Of The Girls He’s Dated Next thing you know he’ll be like, “Wouldn’t it be cute if you wore my Grandma’s old wedding ring?” and “Hahahaha what if you signed this marriage certificate?”Ĥ. Guys have a hard enough time calling their real girlfriends their girlfriends, so the fact that he even wants to label you as anything other than a friend is his way of testing the waters to an actual relationship with you. He Has Called You His “Fake Girlfriend” Or Introduced You As “Wifey” As A Joke Unfortunately for him, you never will because why would anyone ever take their guy friend’s advice about dating?ģ. If you actually listened to his advice, you’d realize that the intelligent, honest, big-dicked man of your dreams is right in front of you. They’re all too dumb, too shady, or too tiny-penised to deserve your attention. Then, suddenly, no dude is enough for you. Dudes will always stand up for fellow dudes’ shitty logic, even if it means justifying punching through a window as a reasonable strategy for conflic resolution-unless, of course, he wants to date you. To be fair, a lot of men are assholes, but most guys give each other the benefit of the doubt/don’t give enough of a fuck to shit talk someone they don’t know. When You Talk About Dating Other Bros He Thinks They’re All Assholes He also low-key missed his grandma’s funeral so that he could make your birthday party, and ended up having to Facetime into the wake while you were on the dance floor making out with a rando.Ģ. It’s also safe to assume that he’s lied and said he’s hungry even though he just ate dinner. If your guy friend is always available, he’s def bailing on other plans just so he can reply “nm what are you up to” when you ask him what he’s doing.
#My guyfriend likes to prank me free#
He’s Always Free To Hang Out When You Want To Do SomethingĮven your besties aren’t always free when you are.
#My guyfriend likes to prank me how to#
In order to spare the men in your life this turmoil (because men have it really hard these days), here’s how to tell if they guy who you describe as “like a brother to me” is actually more interested in getting in your pants. For these guys, being in the friend zone is like when you go to a party where and there’s no more alcohol left, just sober people playing Apples to Apples-you want to GTFO as quickly as possible.
The friend zone (a term which we object to on principle but will use for convenience sake here) can be a chill place when you and your guy friend have both agreed that’s where you’d like to be, but as literally every sad Reddit commenter has taught us, a lot of guys are only in the friend zone because they don’t know how to get out if it. As we’ve said before, heterosexual guys and girls can’t really be friends, because in almost every situation at least one party is just biding their time until the other person lets their guard down and finally lets them smash.
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